Hey. I guess I should start off by wishing everyone a Happy Easter.

Fucking, you know those gay ass people who say gay fucking things like "HAPPY TURKEY DAY LOLOL" on Thanksgiving? I bet they say something equally as gay on Easter, like, "HAPPY RABBIT DAY!! HIPPITY HOP LOLOL!!"

Anyways, I realized that earlier today I was talking to 3 people ( Read more... )

What's up, cum-strutters?

It's funny how ambivalent I feel about life in general. Today I am laughing about what I wrote yesterday. I need to get a grip, or rather, once I have a grip, sustain it.

I saw Fast & Furious with Alison Sunday night. Afterwards we had fast and furious sex.... I was fast. She was furious. LAWL. In all honesty, I dropped her ( Read more... )

I feel weird.

I think about life and how it's a ride. You meet people along your journey, people you become very close with, and yet, through some turn of events or another, eventually you never see them again.

Richard, am i ever going to see you again? When did it become dependent upon me to determine that? GOD DAMNIT. Friendships are two way ( Read more... )

I was thinking, it must really suck to be born on April Fool's Day. Throughout all your life you're going to have friends/family thinking it's funny to "forget" your birthday only to exclaim it was all a joke at the end of the day. I bet that gets old.

Speaking of old, I was talking with a coworker. I asked her what she got her boyfriend for his ( Read more... )

Hey friends. It's been a while, but here's a comic.


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I think it's funny that the name of this song is "Dry Your Eyes," but all I can do when I watch it is cry.

It's been a pretty solid week.

Most my friends live out of town, so my social life has been pretty much nonexistent. But, I got a couple calls to go out this week, so it was nice to reaffirm that I do have a social life.

Tuesday was spent celebrating a friend's bday. In an effort to facilitate over indulgence and regrettable decision making, I ( Read more... )

Hi. My name is Jake, and I am the product of growing up privileged and lacking ambition.

The recession claimed another victim last Saturday. I have now joined the ever increasing club 22.5 million Americans are in right now: the unemployed… Well technically, that’s not true. I work full time at Ground Pati now. So, I guess I’m not unemployed. But ( Read more... )

Woot, today's Friday ( Read more... )

I had a very delightful weekend. No, fuck that. It was the fucking bomb diggity.

Lawl. No, it was nice and low key.

Here is my tale. I'll keep it nice and concise.

I drove to Orlando on Thursday. Wanting to make it in time for Valentine's so I could give Ben the deep dicking he deserved, my luggage included a Hawaiin shirt, Magnum XL condoms, and a ( Read more... )