This Snowflake Tastes Like Fish Sticks

[fakealiasname]

Courtney brought it to my attention that many of you have switched your alliegance to myspace.
In the interests of staying in touch with the times, the other night I decided to explore my account there. I began to search for people in my area here in California.
Words cannot express my horror.
I click a link, and

Comments

[sonicgrace]

Livejournal > Myspace

[a_bomber]

Lol, this is the most entertaining post I've read for a long time Kevin. I agree with you about how ridiculous everyone on Myspace is, I only go there when I'm bored and seldom leave comments for people. Livejournal is above Myspace, but many people just love the connectivity and options of Myspace.. The whole simplicity of it all.

[geezerhack]

Kevin....this is PERFECT. This is the best post I think I've ever read.

I especially love girls myspace profiles with no personal information whatsoever. They have a few pics of themselves, with 100 typical male comments. Their top 8 are all shirtless musclebound toolbag men. It's like they're counting on their looks to say what they're all about. Like they don't have to do anything in life but look pretty.

I also like the complete slag fat skank fucks throwing up the westside hand gesture, who think they're hot, and that you're somehow missing out on them.

It's hard being a single man, and sometimes on lonely nights I find myself hitting the "Browse" button on myspace for others in Lexington, and find that I just want to end my life after being exposed to such idiocy.

we truly are a minority, Kevin.

[shadows_rise]

There's a dude I know from LJ and myspace who created a fake myspace using pics of some random model. Sooooo many dumbass meathead guys made the comments you mentioned. Also notice the notable lack of straight girls on myspace. I find it best on most pages to just highlight the text I wanna read.

[leavingyourtown]

highfive