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[__metatron__]

Greetings everyone

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[ivory_wwe]

Hi hun, and welcome to LiveJournal!

[__metatron__]

Greetings and thank you for your salutations.

[ivory_wwe]

Your quite welcome

Welcome.

[catonthemoon]

Welcome to this community. I am Mewtwo, the most powerful Pokemon ever created. As a fugitive genetic experiment, I am not the most amicable being in existance, but I nonetheless offer you my welcome. I hope that you will enjoy this community.

But, could you tell me of this God?

Re: Welcome.

[__metatron__]

If you had more specific questions about God, then I might be able to answer them, but just telling an general overview is a little hard.

[osama_binladen]

YOU HEATHEN

ALLAH HAS NO METATRON

[__metatron__]

Ah yes, Bin Laden, we have quite a file on you.
While I must say your dedication to God has not gone unnoticed, your religous zealousness is way over the top; kind of like Abraham. I have not seen the Lord this mad since he/she lost her/his favourite pair of sunglasses.
And yes, God/Allah/Ra or whatever other names you have come up with has a Metatron. God needs some help up there; considering the amount of shit you people do that has repercussions up here, there is a lot of work to be done.

[cyndarr]

Why do yuppies treat grocery store clerks like garbage? Do they think that they're safe from God??

[__metatron__]

They think they are, but we have a special place in Hell for them, with lots of fire and repetative showings of Episode II: Attack of the Clones

They suffer greatly

[jay_timberlake]

do wings itch?

[__metatron__]

not usually, only if the feathers get ruffled or messed up in some way, but that is easily remedied

[jay_timberlake]

does tequilla help?

[__metatron__]

It used to, when I was still permited to ignest it. Now I must seek other ways...