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Dear Ulrikke,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I can pee my pants. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You ( Read more... )
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I can pee my pants. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You ( Read more... )
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Oh, I hate when this happens with the messages! I decided to copy that all while writing, so the most of the stuff couldn't get *POOF* lmao
I'm so stupid, before I started writing this, I kept repeating to myself: 'Don't forget to put this behind a cut! Don't forget it!' and see? Thanks for reminding me :D
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