things I want at my funeral

[fakely_mctest]

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed

Comments

[fakely_mctest]

No problem. I found it very touching and I'm glad it was helpful.

[delyn14]

LOVE.

[fakely_mctest]

Seriously I got to this part "...may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever," and I was like OKAY I NEED A MOMENT.

[super_nuova]

This is perfect. Thanks for posting it.

[fakely_mctest]

No prob. I had an instant "I like this" reaction and wanted to preserve it.