rumors of my hipsteryness have been greatly exaggerated

[fakely_mctest]

32 Signs You're Living in a Hipster Apartment: I have been accused of being a hipster so many times so let's see how this goes.

1. Decorative antlers adorning the wall, with bonus points if the animal they're attached to is mythical - like a Jackalope or a unicorn.

NOPE, but I just purchased a Jackalope decorative pillow. Shit. 1/2 a point2. A

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[fortunatelygone]

According to this list my mom is more of a hipster than I am.

But I'm old...I was a hipster before hipsters even heard of being a hipster.

[fakely_mctest]

Hipsters are, like, ageless, man. My friend and I would sometimes look at each other while we were seated in this bar that is apparently known as a hipster bar and we were all:

"Are we hipsters?"

"I thought we were just nerds."

True 'nuff.

[seriousleopold]

They have chalkboard wall stuff and "Keep Calm" posters at TJ Maxx now, which I believe invalidates this entire survey.

[fakely_mctest]

Agreed. I was thinking that this stuff was sort of out-dated. I mean, where are the cowhide rugs? Where are the industrial planters? We're post-terrarium, man, and all the moustache crap is making me legit angry these days.

Although the prevalence of chalkboard everything means that there is now chalkboard contact paper, which is so ideal for making an assload of magnetized spice tins, which I have totally done.