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*stabbbbb in the heart*

our bergenmails are officially deleted.

i hate it

i had a date with the sun

..and he stood me up

It's gonna be gone soon. What should we do?

Enjoy it. While we still can.

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i'm gonna go back in time and kill eric.

-then you'd be dead too cuz azizza would peck your brains out.

oh good call. but no wait. she'd be dead, too cuz she'd kill herself if he weren't alive.

-no she would love if he were dead. she would keep his dead body in the closet and he could never say no to her or hook up with anyone else.

The Haagen Dazs commercial is the most brilliant, most beautiful, most surreal, most breath-defying TV commercial, film, or any other visually pleasing arrangement of images I have experienced in my entire life.

"Everytime eric "might" be having sex, azizza "really" needs to tell him something."

Happy June.