jessica makes a delicious bitch

[fakeplastic]

so my weekend seems postworthy. saturday night went from delightful to bad to worse. I got off work at 8pm and then the adventure began. I went to the liqour store for some fools and got a hug there from a very unusual source and windmill guy told me he wanted me and I was all like "you can't have me". (did i tell you how fucking hot i looked

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[beckathecoolest]

ewww that was an awful party.
p.s. isn't paul nice twins? stop confusing me with real names...

[fakeplastic]

yes, paul is nice twins, and his brother who puked all over my porch and sidewalk last night is "you shoulda worn a bathing suit"

[beckathecoolest]

mmmm not so pleasant.
kellie i have a great valentine's day present that i want your help with, but it will involve serious will power. from both of us. i think we can totally do it though.