Your wife would not appreciate you talking (so that the whole office can hear) about how she'd gained 30 pounds when she'd lost her job, and hasn't taken it off yet ( Read more... )

Which Office Space Character Are You?


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I'm just a summer intern, sure. And you're a big important lawyer. But what makes you think you can just come into my cubicle and sit down at my computer when I'm not there?! Or, *($%*@%* Thomas with the toupee, (who I think might be taking cocaine, because he has WAY too much energy with which to suck up to anyone and everyone, except of course me ( Read more... )

This morning, the Anti-Money Laundering department had a meeting to discuss the progress of the training. We're doing pretty well in terms of numbers, and generally ok in terms of feedback on the views of training, except for the fact that we only have a 12% response rate, and about half of the comments we receive are about improvements to make ( Read more... )

... it's somewhat an apology, somewhat a concession... it's mostly because I understand, and I think you deserve an entry of your own ( Read more... )

... an amazing event from this morning ( Read more... )

Our senior vice president seemed to decide today to restructure our business unit ( Read more... )

First rant of the day (when I think more will follow ( Read more... )

Oh. Man ( Read more... )

More work ranting, because new employees are entertainingly stupid ( Read more... )