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[fakingasmile]

BREAKING NEWS
Passengers of commercial airline flights are no longer allowed to wear any items of clothing. Any person with a head of hair is required to shave their heads totally bald before boarding, this includes eyebrows. Each and every passenger will receive a full body-cavity search, this includes children. Absolutely no carry-on luggage is

Comments

[anonymous]

the reason they cant bring water is because there was a huge terrorist plot thta was suppose to go down with liquid bombs..would you want a family members of yours to die cause someone brought "water" on the plane and it ended up blowing everyone up?

[fakingasmile]

thanks for the news update... as if I didnt know...
The new safety precautions set in place are necessary to stop a repeat 9/11, it's just ridiculous that that is what travel coming down to. If people can't board a plane or train without the fear of exploding into a million piece en route, how the fuck can we progress?
In the middle east, religion is in the place of education.

[le_pathetique]

you can't bring liquids because that's what the explosion was made out of. some putty-like liquid in a bottle.

hopefully it will pass. HOPEFULLY.

as for switzerland, HELL YEAH, switzerland is wonderful beyond words.

[fakingasmile]

It'll pass until another terror plot is unveiled in which the terrorists were going to use some other random item as an explosive device.
Just like 9/11. Security was really tight, then subsided. Now it's 3x tighter now than it was right after the attacks.
What's going to happen next time?

[le_pathetique]

explodable tampons.

[fakingasmile]

oooh
SOMEONE CALL HOMELAND SECURITY!!!
SARAH IS A BIGGER THREAT THAN ALL THE 70 YEAR OLD GRANDMAS THEYRE SEARCHING AT THE CHECK POINTS!!!!