interestingly enough... I got laid out of the deal. But truth be told, $50 worth of pbr and guinness doesn't go nearly as far as it used to...

all it gets you is a blood test and a lot of worry.

i'm hiding from livejournal for a while... which is stupid because i'm still obsessing over myspace...

figure that one out

episode three may be the single funniest movie i've ever been to. probably because of my warped sense of humour and penchant for joke cracking...

but seriously, who wouldn't want to see darth vader have to get a second job at the tastee freeze to support "another fucking mouth to feed"?

with tom frampton.... http://www.evangreer.com/x/tomlyrics.html

yow.

i like to think i've made amends

after a careful study, i've decided to cut off my managers head and shit down his throat. it's what's best for the human race

i must admit to being shocked at the lack of "star whores: revenge of the syph" jokes

i think i've developed some sort of mutated cold. a viral juggernaut hell-bent on decimating my precious throat ("the sailors delight") and nasal passages. never before have i seen so much phlegm in the bottom of my sink basin whilst shaving/brushing my teeth/existing. on more than one occasion i've delevered concise and meaningful oratories ( Read more... )

quasi-house-sitting... it's good to eat pizza in my underwear in someone ELSES house for a change. speaking of which...

(at this point the pizza is done and the pants have come off)

somehow in organizing these thoughts, i feel rather elitist... oh fuck it ( Read more... )