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[fakingsincerity]

So I'm trying to rub one out and like 50 people start IMing me to ask me inane things about "how I am" or "what's up." Shannon, though, gets right to the point

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[princess_apathy]

Yeah, it's called sign off. It's what wise men do.

no, the wise men bring shit to baby jesus

[fakingsincerity]

that's what Graham initially suggested, but my argument is that I still want to receive messages, I just don't want them to infringe upon or disrupt my current activities. That is one of the main reasons away messages were initially invented, I assume- they're far less interesting when describing something you're actually "away" doing.

The only worthwhile idea so far was "Off reading the bible," but I feel that it isn't euphemistic enough that I would be confident that I was not deceiving some of my constituents.