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I read a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon today that did a better job of explaining world politics than my entire DWA seminar last semester. Calvin, in a rare moment of pure innocence, is swinging on a swingset. Moe approaches him and demands that he vacate the swing. Calvin responds, righteously, that Moe should “wait his turn like everyone else.” Moe ( Read more... )

I just bought two tickets to see Death Cab in Berkeley this August. For my mom and I...
then I had to make myself a medium rare steak and listen to Howard Stern.

Hello, Oxy students,

On Wednesday, April 19, 12:30-1:30, President Chan will be serving free ice cream in the Quad to thank you for a terrific year. Enjoy!

Thanks,
Terri Finch
Dean of Students Office

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[18:44] Joe Schechner: haha
[18:44] Joe Schechner: "PLEASE LIKE US"

About halfway through my first semester of college at Occidental, I got a job as an “Associate” at the Glendale Galleria’s 3-story JC Penney. I still appreciate the honesty of the man who hired me. He was the lone black manager in the store, and he had a very serious work ethic (the woman who trained me said he often worked 16 hour days). He ( Read more... )