Okay, to address your points. I'm not a Jedi wannabe. Not interested in the Jedi much at all anymore. Redneck? Yep, never tried to hide it because I'm damn proud of it. Clown? You think I'm funny? Yay!
Horrid writer? Gasp! You base this on my terrible fanfic no doubt, and even I cringe when I read it. You haven't read my good stuff and since I'm not an idiot, you never will read it until it's published.
You never know...You just might fall in love with my story, because you'll never know it was written by Falcon. See, I don't write the same way all the time, I can be just as high falootin and "upper crust" as the best of 'em. I just choose not to be most of the time.
Plus I have a suspicion your wife's not a real person.
LOL!!!!!!!! That's news to me! I'm sure she'll be equally amused, considering that she's a mod at Portkey and an Admin at HF along with me. She has her own LJ and posts in it fairly regularly, but I'm flattered you think me capable of keeping a charade like that running for the entire time we've been in fandom. I don't know about you, but to do something like that smacks of sheer genius...
I like how you demonstrate "Scientific Observation and Logical Obliteration" as you calmly speak with your ever-so-tolerant, open-minded, polite, respectful, humble, peaceful, and clearly non-delusional LJ guest, who quite clearly respects those whose opinions differ from its own, who also quite clearly is correct about its assumptions about your real life despite not knowing you at all and having never met you. What an amazingly mature, enlightened, and unpathetic human being your guest is. Clearly your LJ guest has so much logic and reason that it can pull believable arguments from thin air, the same way it pulls valid arguments from HP canon Rowling's interviews. I'm astounded. :)
And gee, I never knew your wife was just a figment of your imagination, Falcon. Amazing how you even chose a birthday, which passed quite recently, for your creation, the same way Rowling chooses birthdays for her characters! You are a genius to have pulled this little stunt one step further than Rowling; you're actually living your
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You, my dear delemtri, are quite amusing. If the best "shit" you can dish out is an accusation of Falcon not having a real wife, then I don't see why I should be affected by your insidious, yet woefully ineffective, further attempts at what you think is a comeback.
Anyway, I'm just here thanking my friend for giving me a good laugh on his LJ. :)
But this, in particular, amused me in your response: Your essay on HermionePotter.net was trash, by the way, pure retardery.
I'll take that as the biggest compliment you can offer, especially since you mentioned it of your own volition! If someone who uses irrational arguments (such as yourself) actually liked what I wrote, then I must have been incoherent and illogical. As it stands, you've merely confirmed the logic and reason in my review. Moreover, I find it hilarious that you visit HermionePotter.net even though you are clearly against everything it holds dear. Some people would say that stalking the opposition might be a sign of deep insecurity in your own beliefs
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All right, I'll bite: link me to whatever the goddamn hell it is you're writing and I'll do my damnedest to give you some decent feedback. I might be an evil malicious little so-and-so, but I think I'm an evil malicious little so-and-so who can tell the difference between decent writing and awful writing.
ps. And since when has redneckery ever been anything to be proud of? Where I come from it pretty much means that you deserve to have your voting status revoked.
Sorry, dude/dudette, I don't tell fandom anything about my writing except my Harry Potter fic. Better to be unknown than to have people bash your writing just because they don't like you as a person. I'm sure you can tell the difference between decent writing and awful writing, but I'll stick with the sample group I already have, and FYI, they love my work. I don't expect everybody to love it and in fact some will downright hate it.
Redneckery is something to be proud of because there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a redneck. Now, I'll admit to bein' less of a redneck than I might appear to some folks, but I've found that you can really fuck with people's heads if they think you're just some dumb redneck hick.
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Okay, to address your points. I'm not a Jedi wannabe. Not interested in the Jedi much at all anymore. Redneck? Yep, never tried to hide it because I'm damn proud of it. Clown? You think I'm funny? Yay!
Horrid writer? Gasp! You base this on my terrible fanfic no doubt, and even I cringe when I read it. You haven't read my good stuff and since I'm not an idiot, you never will read it until it's published.
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You never know...You just might fall in love with my story, because you'll never know it was written by Falcon. See, I don't write the same way all the time, I can be just as high falootin and "upper crust" as the best of 'em. I just choose not to be most of the time.
Plus I have a suspicion your wife's not a real person.
LOL!!!!!!!! That's news to me! I'm sure she'll be equally amused, considering that she's a mod at Portkey and an Admin at HF along with me. She has her own LJ and posts in it fairly regularly, but I'm flattered you think me capable of keeping a charade like that running for the entire time we've been in fandom. I don't know about you, but to do something like that smacks of sheer genius...
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I like how you demonstrate "Scientific Observation and Logical Obliteration" as you calmly speak with your ever-so-tolerant, open-minded, polite, respectful, humble, peaceful, and clearly non-delusional LJ guest, who quite clearly respects those whose opinions differ from its own, who also quite clearly is correct about its assumptions about your real life despite not knowing you at all and having never met you. What an amazingly mature, enlightened, and unpathetic human being your guest is. Clearly your LJ guest has so much logic and reason that it can pull believable arguments from thin air, the same way it pulls valid arguments from HP canon Rowling's interviews. I'm astounded. :)
And gee, I never knew your wife was just a figment of your imagination, Falcon. Amazing how you even chose a birthday, which passed quite recently, for your creation, the same way Rowling chooses birthdays for her characters! You are a genius to have pulled this little stunt one step further than Rowling; you're actually living your ( ... )
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You, my dear delemtri, are quite amusing. If the best "shit" you can dish out is an accusation of Falcon not having a real wife, then I don't see why I should be affected by your insidious, yet woefully ineffective, further attempts at what you think is a comeback.
Anyway, I'm just here thanking my friend for giving me a good laugh on his LJ. :)
But this, in particular, amused me in your response: Your essay on HermionePotter.net was trash, by the way, pure retardery.
I'll take that as the biggest compliment you can offer, especially since you mentioned it of your own volition! If someone who uses irrational arguments (such as yourself) actually liked what I wrote, then I must have been incoherent and illogical. As it stands, you've merely confirmed the logic and reason in my review. Moreover, I find it hilarious that you visit HermionePotter.net even though you are clearly against everything it holds dear. Some people would say that stalking the opposition might be a sign of deep insecurity in your own beliefs ( ... )
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ps. And since when has redneckery ever been anything to be proud of? Where I come from it pretty much means that you deserve to have your voting status revoked.
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Redneckery is something to be proud of because there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a redneck. Now, I'll admit to bein' less of a redneck than I might appear to some folks, but I've found that you can really fuck with people's heads if they think you're just some dumb redneck hick.
Thanks for the offer though.
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