Convo between Sara and I.
ohhhh desire: let's make a story.
shashakeitbabyyy: im surry
shashakeitbabyyy: ok
shashakeitbabyyy: det-87
sa-86
ohhhh desire: one day, a girl was walking in the woods...(you take over)
ohhhh desire: ;ask
shashakeitbabyyy: 2 15 left in the game
ohhhh desire: ;ksakdfj omfg
shashakeitbabyyy: and she tripped over a rock and broke her perfect nose...
ohhhh desire: so of course, she went to the plastic surgeon...
shashakeitbabyyy: and that turned out to a really shitty plastic surgeon and she wound up with a crappy nose so she....
ohhhh desire: cried, because her noise fell off. naturally, she whined to the surgeon about it, but he only...
shashakeitbabyyy: told her to sew it back on like mr. jackson... (OMFG HAHA)
ohhhh desire: however, the mention of mr. jackson chilled her to the bone. thoughts of what happened to her poor dear brother flooded her mind. soon, she began screaming and thrashing upon the floor until...
shashakeitbabyyy: he shot her with a gun.... BUT she DIDNT DIE
shashakeitbabyyy: ...
ohhhh desire: instead, she reproduced assexually. now, there were TWO of her screaming bloody murder. on instinct, the doctor...
shashakeitbabyyy: kicked her out of his office and both of her ran screaming with two ugly noses one in each hand down the street with people giving her funny glances until she reached....
shashakeitbabyyy: she/they*
ohhhh desire: the house of pita. now, the house of pita isn't the really the best place to go to when one is distraught, but the girls new that a vegetarian pita would calm them down. however, the house of pita employee made a deadly mistake. he accidentally gave them the turkey pita! oh, the humanity! when the girls bit into their pitas, they were enraged! how dare he! surely, he must pay dearly for his mistake, so they...
shashakeitbabyyy: killed him cause that is just too horrible to stand. he managed to call the police before he finally died, so the girls were on the run from the police and....
shashakeitbabyyy: (sorry i like to kill ppl...)
ohhhh desire: the only safe haven for them to go to was the whore house down the street. now, the pervy manager of the house saw a golden oppurtunity. he...
shashakeitbabyyy: we wooonnn ooohhh what thaa fuck now!?
ohhhh desire: as'lkdjfaskWE DID?
ohhhh desire: as;lkdjfa;slkdjf;alskdjf;askldjf;lkajfpoiawuerkqnam,dnvc987wenz,mncv~~~!!!
shashakeitbabyyy: YERESESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ohhhh desire: ia;sdkfja i am happy
shashakeitbabyyy: ...fucked them and they died. the end
ohhhh desire: WHA?
ohhhh desire: nice ending, ya skeez.
shashakeitbabyyy: haha
shashakeitbabyyy: :-D
shashakeitbabyyy: now i shall put it in lj
ohhhh desire: they were gonna kill him, because his behavior was simply unacceptable.
ohhhh desire: that's how it was supposed to end.
shashakeitbabyyy: ohh well
shashakeitbabyyy: i wanted them to die
shashakeitbabyyy: :-D
ohhhh desire: i could have wrote an ending where everyone died.
ohhhh desire: BUT NO, you wouldn't let me.
PISTONS JUST FUCKING WON GAME 6!!! OOOHHH WHATTT THA FUCK NOW MOTHER FUCKAS?!