Yes I had to steal these from tall with glasses

[falfax]

So I know I'm "behind the times", but I've just discovered Chuck Norris jokes. They're hilarious

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[detonate_for_me]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[falfax]

Well you know Chuck, he "waits."

[monsterofmud]

Maredith posted this last November. Guess who wrote them? Crispin Glover, on his Myspace page. They're not nearly as funny until you know he's the author.

[falfax]

Crispen Glover is such a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

You know who invented water? Crispin Glover...

[_the_antihero]

You know who invented God? Chuck Norris...

[monsterofmud]

So let me get this straight: Chuck Norris creates Crispin Glover. Then Crispin Glover assumes the throne of God and writes a paen to Chuck's glory for creating him? Hahahahahaha!

[falfax]

Touche' bebee