survey time, stolen from Megan:
What is your full name:: Mark Michael Daniel
Date of birth:: 10/10/86
Male or female:: male
Astrological sign:: Libra
Nicknames:: mark the shark, 1/2 man 1/2 amazing
Occupation:: none
Height:: 5'9"
Hair color:: brown
Eye color:: blue
Where were you born:: Winston-Salem, NC
Where do you reside now:: Kernersville, NC
Age:: 17
Screen names:: Buzzinator
What does your screen name stand for:: my cat buzz. that's his super hero name
What is your journal name:: faliurebydesign
What does your journal name stand for:: hell if i know. it was late one night, and made that my journal name, because its cool to misspell words
Piercings:: no
Shoe size:: 11 1/2
Righty or lefty:: righty
Wearing:: blue shirt and pants
Hearing:: the sound of white noise
Feeling:: tired and possibly sick
Eating/drinking:: water
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:: yeah
How many people have you kissed:: 2
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: no
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: coolness
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: face What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: girls that are fun and easy to talk to
Do you have a crush right now:: maybe
If so who is it:: eh
Do you believe in love at first sight:: hell no
Do you remember your first love:: yeah
Who is the first person you kissed::
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: 4
Any medical problems run through your family:: alzheimers, baldness
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: no, my grandfather has a heinous combover though
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: no not yet
Are your parents divorced:: not from each other
Do you have step parents:: no
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: never
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: yeah ireland england and germany mostly
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: noise ratchet- my day
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: i dont know, i have a lo t of 80's cds, but i guess the 80's are cool again
What's the best CD you own:: new thursday, new coheed, and the love below by outkast are all superb
What song do you absolutely hate:: that one song- you know the one im talking about
Do you sing in the shower:: yeah
What song reminds you of that special someone:: anything xXenophobiax
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink:: you're just like a pill
Aerosmith:: im back in the saddle again
Madonna:: quicker than a ray of light
J.Lo:: my love dont cost a thing
*Nsync:: ?
Limp Bizkit:: i gotta have faith
Britney Spears:: hit me baby one more time
Good Charlotte:: lifestyles of the rich and the famous... it scares me that i know this
Christina Aguilera:: what a girl wants
Eminem:: im cleanin out my closet
Eve:: drop your glasses... shake your asses
Aaliyah:: age aint nothin but a number
dang that was hard.
Favorites
Color:: black, yellow, blue
Food:: um turkey bacon
Song:: cool hand luke - sowing & reaping
Show:: The Simpsons
School subject:: history
Band/singer/artist:: ...i dont know
Animal:: eagle... cause they're badass and eat stuff
Outfit:: whatever
Radio station:: none
Movie:: memento
Pair of shoes: the shoes that i am wearing at this point in time
Cartoon:: The Simpsons
Actor:: that guy
Actress::
Potato chip:: white cheddar popcorn... its better
Drink:: pimp juice... or water
Soda:: um sierra mist
Holiday:: april fools day. very unappreciated as a holiday
Perfume/cologne:: whatever works
Guys: bras
Pizza topping:: pepperoni
Jello flavor:: cherry
Lunch meat:: turkey
Website:: maddox
Book:: a farewell to arms by ernest hemingway or the pearl by john steinbeck
Number:: 91
Clothing store:: goodwill. or wal mart
Candy bar:: um starburst
Magazine:: Time
Thing to do on the weekend:: throwdown
Season:: fall
Sport to watch:: football
Person to talk to online:: davey, canada, sarah the unserious
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: blue
What color are your bedroom walls:: 3 are white, one is striped. dont ask why
Do you have posters on your wall: some.
Do you have a TV in your bedroom:: no
How many pillows are on your bed:: 1
What do you normally sleep in:: boxers or nothing
What size bed do you have:: um twin i think
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom::no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: no, i do have a penguin in my room though, and he will beat your ass
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: um probably 3 or four
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: no
Do you snore:: how the hell should i know... im asleep
How about drool::yeah
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yes
What's under your bed:: shelves with my crap in them
This or That
Loser/Wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/Bagels:: doughnuts
Day/Night:: night
Make love/Have sex:: make love
Coffee/Tea:: tea
Hamburgers/Hotdogs:: burgers
Rap/Rock:: rock
Britney/Christina:: dont care
Swiss Cheese/American Cheese::american
Real World/Road Rules:: hate hate hate
Silver/Gold:: silver
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: Taco Bell
Punk/Emo:: emo
Hot/Cold:: either one is good
Winter/Summer:: summer
Spring/Fall:: fall
Operas/Plays:: plays
Read/Watch TV:: read
CDs/Tapes:: CDs
DVDs/VHS:: DVD
Shorts/Skirts:: shorts
Pink/Red:: red
Colored Pictures/Black and White Photos:: black and white
Meat/Vegetables:: meat. just to spite dave
Mexican food/Chinese food:: Mexican
Scary movies/Comedies:: comedies.
Bikinis/One Piece Bathing Suits:: what girl wears a one piece?
Sandals/Tennis Shoes:: tennis shoes. cause i am just that cool
Dogs/Cats:: cats
Water/Land:: water
Black/White:: black
Chicken/Beef:: beef
Cars/Trucks:: cars
Passionate kiss/Peck:: passionate
back massage/foot massage:: back
Picture frames/Photo albums:: frames
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: dont care
Virgins:: to each their own.
God:: a class act all the way
The Osbournes:: good until the mtv bullshit machine destroyed them
J.Lo:: unserious as sarah
Religion:: a good topic of conversation
Emo music:: everybody needs to get their puss on
Valentine's Day:: neat
Abortion:: I think it's wrong except in the cases of rape or incest, or if the mother's life is in danger.
Inter-racial relationships:: cool
Murder:: wrong
Death:: interesting
Obesity:: sad
Pre-marital sex:: whatever. i dont care
Terrorism:: bad
Pornography:: funny
Threesomes:: nah
Prostitution:: I don't see why anyone would do that.
Politics:: i think i would be a good president
Country music:: some of it is ok
George W. Bush:: doesnt matter if he is president, someone just as bad will replace him
Cloning::weird stuff
Britney's boobs:: who cares?
Gas prices in America:: dont care. the saturn has got my back
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: mehoff
Tiffany:: that girl joe used to go out with
Ben:: Stiller or Affleck
Maria::
Jennifer:: South Stokes Crew
Nicole:: Nikki Neitz
Amy:: Jo Johnson. She was the pink ranger.
Adam:: Sandler. or Adam and Eve.
Richard:: this guy.
Arnold:: The Governator, duh.
Tom:: Petty! Woo woo!
Melissa:: Jennings?
Charlotte:: Good, which is bad. And Tremont.
Harold:: and Maude.
John:: Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Michelle:: Branch.
Kevin:: Boysel. Someone did a newspaper story on him in Afghanistan.
Brent:: LaRue, the one and only. He's a freakin' gazelle.
Jake:: Jake the Snake
Sarah:: beautiful
Natalie: Portman, from the horrible horrible Stars Wars Episodes 1 and 2.
Christy:: That auction thing.
Nick:: Greco, my brothers friend.
Jordan:: McGee, crazy hardcore kid.
Jamie:: Shelly. Her mom used to be friends with mine back in the day...like 2nd grade. Dang I'm old.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: yes
Been on a diet:: no
Been to a foreign country:: jamaica and mexico
Broken a bone:: no
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: no
Swear at a teacher:: yeah knowing me probably
Talk to lj member via emails or instant messages:: yeah
Got in a fight:: not really
Dated a teacher:: what the hell?
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: nah, i did almost puke on one occasion though
thought about killing your enemy:: no
Gone skinny dipping:: hell yeah
Met another lj member in the flesh:: no
Told a little white lie:: yeah
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: no i never swear, its convenient
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: i always sound stupid
Been on TV:: yeah
Been on the radio:: no
Been in a mosh pit:: yeah
Been to a concert:: mmhhmmm
Dated one of your best friends:: no
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: wha? Wha? no sorry i am not dave the whipped
Deceived somebody close to you:: no
Broken the law:: yeah buddy.
Been to a rodeo:: no
Been on a talk show:: nope
Been on a game show:: nope
Been on an airplane:: yeah
Got to ride on a firetruck:: nope
Came close to dying:: no
Cheated on a BF/GF:: I'd never do that. It hurts to have that done to you.
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yeah sarah the unserious
Made a mud pie:: i think so
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: no
Snuck out of the house at night:: no
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: no
Had an eating disorder:: nope
Felt like you didn't belong:: no
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yeah all the time
Smoked::no
Done drugs:: no
Been arrested:: no
Had your tonsils removed:: no
Gone to camp:: yes
Won a bet:: yes
Written a love letter:: yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yes
Written a love poem: oh jeez, I write too much poetry
Kissed in the rain:: can't say that I have.
Slow danced with someone you love:: you'd think so, but no.
Participated in an orgy:: nah thats not my scene
Faked an orgasm:: ?????
Stolen a kiss:: sure
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: yeah, a lot of them.
Had a friend steal your BF/GF:: no
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: only watched 'em alone :-(
Gotten a speeding ticket:: nope
Done jail time:: not yet
Had to wear a uniform to work:: no
Won a trophy::yeah
Thrown up in public:: if you havent thrown up in public, you're not living
Bowled a perfect game:: no i did bowl like a 50 once though
Failed/Got held back:: no
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: yeah last year
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yeah
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: nope
Attempted suicide:: nope
Cut yourself:: yeah
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: yeah
Name three things that are next to your computer:: speakers, printer, my dads crap
Do you have any hidden talents:: writing
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: dont care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: something really weird that made you think.
What would your movie star name be:: Marcus Arelius
Do you play any sports:: football and track
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: eh i dont know
Do you drive:: a '93 saturn ls2
What is your dream car:: subaru
Do you think you're good looking:: sometimes maybe
Do others think you are good looking:: I've been told.
Would you ever sky dive?:: in a heartbeat
How many rooms do you have in your house:: 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, living room, kitchen,dining room, den.
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: nah, they're great
Do you believe in God:: yeah
Do you believe in Satan:: yeah
Do you believe there is a heaven:: no
Do you believe there is a hell:: no
Do you own a pooltable:: no
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: yes
Do you like chocolate:: yeah
How many U.S. states have you been to: 7
Ever wished on a shooting star:: no
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: i was a mouse once
Do you carry any weapons on you:: nah
What is your weakness:: i think and worry too much
Name something you can't get enough of:: kissing, throwing down
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: tired, neat, awesome
How many kids do you want to have:: 2 or 3
How do you release stress:: take a shower
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: yeah. nobody can rock a shirt with "im a fucking soldier written on it in sharpie quite like me
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: no
Are you a strong person::sometimes
Are you a strong willed person:: very
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: um somebody wanting to sell me penis pills
Who is the last person to IM you:: Canada
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: candles
Do you have your own credit card:: nah
Do you have a check book:: yeah
Do you like your drivers licence: yeah
Do you tan easily:: i guess so.
What color is your hair naturally:: brown
How many fillings do you have:: none
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: none
Worst feeling in the world?: getting kicked in the balls
Best feeling in the world:: not having to worry about shit
Is the glass half empty or half full:: depends
Last thing you downloaded:: um i dont know
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no no no
Do you need therapy: nah
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: nope
What's your favorite phrase:: "penis for all and then some"