In the hand Irking the dude Ironing some wrinkles J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank) Jack hammering Jackin' Jackin' the Beanstalk Jackin' your meat Jacking off Jacking up the hot rod Jag off Jammin' your jimmy Jazzing yourself Jelly roll Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt Jerkin' the gherkin Jerkin' the joystick Jerkin' your beef Jerking Jamby Jerking off Jerking the Johnson Jerking the turkey Jerking yanking daisy-chaining Jiggling the jewelry Jiggling your Johnson Jimmying your Joey Jizzlobbing Jogging the lizard Joining the Navy Joshing it Juice the Moose Juicing the jizz monster Jumping the jock Just combing my hair Just jerkin' it
Keeping the Optometrists in business Kicking seamen Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents" Killing it Killing the Beast Killing the bird on punches Kneading my knockwurst Kneeding the bread Knockin' over the weeble Knocking one off Knocking the top off Knuckle nobbing Knuckle Shuffle on the ol' piss pump Knuckling the bone Launching the hand shuttle Launching the morning missile Launching the rocket Laying the smack down on yourself Leakin' the main drain Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster Lighting the lava lamp Living it up Looking for ticks Loping the mule Love's labors lost Loving the lizard Loving the muppet Lubing the tube
Qualifying in the testicular time trial Raising Stonehenge Raising the flag pole Raising the mainsail Raising your sail Ramming the ham Rapid delivery Rapid one arm pull-ups Reading poetry Releasing the Olympic Doves Relieving tension Reverse osmosis Riding the Great White Knuckler Riding the lightning Ringing the rag Rippin' the rocket Rocket piloting Rockin' the rooster Rolling the fleshy blunt Rolling your own Roman helmet rhumba Romancing the bone Romeo and Himself Rootin' for the Yankees Ropin' the long horn Roping the pony Roping the Pope Roughing the passer Roughing up the suspect Rounding up the tadpoles Rubbing off Rubbing one out Rubbing the Buddha for good luck Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel Rubbing the pink eraser Rubbing the rod Rubbing the unicorn's horn Running in single-user mode Running off a batch by hand Running the cheeta
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Irking the dude
Ironing some wrinkles
J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
Jack hammering
Jackin'
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jackin' your meat
Jacking off
Jacking up the hot rod
Jag off
Jammin' your jimmy
Jazzing yourself
Jelly roll
Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerkin' the joystick
Jerkin' your beef
Jerking Jamby
Jerking off
Jerking the Johnson
Jerking the turkey
Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
Jiggling the jewelry
Jiggling your Johnson
Jimmying your Joey
Jizzlobbing
Jogging the lizard
Joining the Navy
Joshing it
Juice the Moose
Juicing the jizz monster
Jumping the jock
Just combing my hair
Just jerkin' it
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Kicking seamen
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents"
Killing it
Killing the Beast
Killing the bird on punches
Kneading my knockwurst
Kneeding the bread
Knockin' over the weeble
Knocking one off
Knocking the top off
Knuckle nobbing
Knuckle Shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Knuckling the bone
Launching the hand shuttle
Launching the morning missile
Launching the rocket
Laying the smack down on yourself
Leakin' the main drain
Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
Lighting the lava lamp
Living it up
Looking for ticks
Loping the mule
Love's labors lost
Loving the lizard
Loving the muppet
Lubing the tube
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Raising Stonehenge
Raising the flag pole
Raising the mainsail
Raising your sail
Ramming the ham
Rapid delivery
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Reading poetry
Releasing the Olympic Doves
Relieving tension
Reverse osmosis
Riding the Great White Knuckler
Riding the lightning
Ringing the rag
Rippin' the rocket
Rocket piloting
Rockin' the rooster
Rolling the fleshy blunt
Rolling your own
Roman helmet rhumba
Romancing the bone
Romeo and Himself
Rootin' for the Yankees
Ropin' the long horn
Roping the pony
Roping the Pope
Roughing the passer
Roughing up the suspect
Rounding up the tadpoles
Rubbing off
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the pink eraser
Rubbing the rod
Rubbing the unicorn's horn
Running in single-user mode
Running off a batch by hand
Running the cheeta
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