free mice for sale

[fall_nights]

one of my mice had babies.
a ton of babies.
it looks like a pile of writhing fetuses.
theyre dark pink and small and squirm in a pile.
so if you want a mouse when theyre old enough you can have one.
free of charge provided good home.

Comments

[blind_to_you]

I would say I wanted one, but I wouldn't have it that long before Tim would kill it. He is a monster and since it's "just a mouse" and not his snake he wants he'd kill it. But anyways, yup, hope you find those writhing fetuses a good home...but yup, peace.

happy holidays =)

[ehf_yoo]

nik, you're not a very good salesman.
if you're trying to get someone to take something from you,
you aren't supposed to say it looks like a writhing fetus.

Re: happy holidays =)

[fall_nights]

well they do.
but theyll have hair soon.
then theyll just look like a pile of writhing furballs.

Re: happy holidays =)

[ehf_yoo]

i think its the word "writhing" that makes it sound so sick.