Myspace is for fanny bandits and stupid haircuts.

Hey ,remember that thing I did a few months ago, showing rediculous superhero covers? Well, it's back, at least for a short time.

So, we are first showing....


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It's time for March Madness! And in honor of the tournament, the opening paragraph of this newsletter will be composed of four jokes that are competing for the title of best joke. A "Final Four," if you will ( Read more... )

God damn you Sam Raimi. How dare you make it look like there was going to be an even more brutal tree raping scene in Evil Dead 2, then not come through with one. I'm sorry but that is called being a cock-tease, and that is just rude, and unfair ( Read more... )

Man, I am so glad I don't bother going to shows anymore.

I figure the only one I will go to this year is the one on the 8th, and only to see Crust Lust.
And because it's only 2 dollars. And because someelse is putting it on.

All the other ones can blow goats.

FAGGOTY FAGGOT OF BUMFUCKVILLE

http://scene.cherry-boy.com/ashes.html

We were so fucking awesome it hurts.

Greatest band ever.

My god, there really is something wrong with Ann Coulter ( Read more... )

ANyone find it odd that almost a year after I got arrested, the cops still gave me back the duct tape I had on me? I know it was on my person and they legally have to, but I still find it kinda of weird.

So yeah, either Tito or Jeremy, I have your duct tape.

Nigger is the most harmless word ever conceived. Richard Pryor just told me so. So fuck you pathetic excuses of flesh who disagree. The man who brought nigger into popular culture said it's alright.

In the next few decade, with cloning and nano-tehcnology, I am really hoping to see the only fight that will ever matter in history.

Super-Jesus vs. Robo-Hitler