Pickup lines from guys, doomed to fail

[fallen_angel650]

-You look familiar, have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

-Hey, baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

-If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

-Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes..

-If I said "you have a nice body", would you hold it against me?

-You be the iceburg.

Comments

[yeti_yeti_yeti]

hahahahahahhahahaha, I love those things.

[fallen_angel650]

my personal favorites are the "if I bit my lip" one and the "lost in your eyes" one just cuz they're kinda cute in a pathetic sort of way, lol