pupils are dilating, all over my body

[fallen_woman]

Guys, I have a DILEMMA mildly inconvenient burst of indecision.

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[fallen_woman]

MY PETE MUSE (who also functions as my Id) IS BITCHFACING AT ME SO HARD: "THIS IS EVERYTHING GOOD, ALL AT ONCE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."

-- and now he's flung himself on the carpet and is kicking/screaming. crap. better go spank + nurse him. :(

urrrerergh, you know what, i'll probably write Option A first. i just swallowed a bucket of watermelon and i'm feeling bloated invincible.

[fallen_woman]

hahaah "jesus Peter calm your balls" just might be my Roger-esque response to everything from now on.

We really need to seize Don's screen time and portion it to the Campbells, Soviet-style. I am still indignant that Pete and Trudy have never gotten busy on-screen on the show.