"But wait! Hold everything if you call in the next 15 minutes we'll include....."

[fallenarchon]

Insomnia sucks. Doing everything in my power to try and fall asleep, but to no avail. My body is so very tired but my mind just seems to want to stay awake. You'd think that all these infomercials would turn my brain into enough mush that I'd fall asleep due to sheer lack of working brain cells. But the clock keeps on ticking away and the

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[sanguine37]

Have you tried meditating? Or perhaps medicating?

[bightchee]

That's curious you mention M's because I was going to suggest masturbating!