Gaaaaah!
Damn Demon fucking bastard, arse-sucking, twat-featured, self-molesting, riders-of-the-pocket-rocketing internet!
3 GODDAM times t'internet cut out last night, not such a problem except every bloody time I was just in the money in a poker tourny AND chip leader, almost guaranteeing me 1st or 2nd. NOOOOO! Stupid cockfaced Demon internet's fucking modem racks go offline for 20 minutes, THE WHOLE RACK(! Not even CompuServe were this incompetent) just long enough for me to be blinded out by the other players thus putting them a step closer to ultimate riches and me walking away with barely my money back!
GNNNNNAAAAAARGH!!!!!
Will fone to shout at them when I can do so without being reduced to screaming "HARDLY 24/7 IS IT YOU COCKENDS?"
Possibly also being made to eat nothing for 15 hours and staying up all night so a nurse can take blood out of my arm for NO GOOD REASON other than the lab think my white blood cell count is "a bit high" has added to this state of perturbedness. A high white cell count is good isn't it? They're the immune-system ones, how can u have too many?
No, fuck it, it's losing out on $100 3 FUCKING times that's pissed me off. Seriously, I was playing like a goddam guru last night, it'll never happen again. $300! I could have gone to the $22 entry tournaments and started winning bigtime. As it is I made, erm $30. Which I should be thankful for but no, I was playing like one of those guys I used to hate when I was starting out. I.E. Good.
Bastards! They're all BASTARDS!
Haaaaaa. Hooooooo. Better now and no feelings of people-I-like hurt by random violence. Yay!
Malcy, I would sworn Frick was a tabby and Mab was a dark tortoise-shell. Dark tortys are rare but either way they is both very attractive moggies. I want cats again now...