( Heya folks. )

"Everybody knows, it's hard to be alone at this time of yeeeeaaaarrrrrr ( Read more... )

Marshall WAILS ( Read more... )

My PC burst into flames. How fucking cool is that? Bright orange dirty flames and buckets of creamy plastic-smoke pouring out my PC. So 21st century kids ( Read more... )

Damn youze Microsoft, damn youze all to heck ( Read more... )

Actual quote from a guy I knocked out 4th so he got no money!

"You like having bumsex with clowns with anal warts..."

Hmmmm, bad loser?

This is hilarious, I'm gonna play poker drunk more often, it's even better than playing on coke. (Not that I ever did that if you're reading mum, oh wait, she can barely log on.)

Even better than poker on coke.

That was the funniest game of poker EVER ( Read more... )

OK, you didn't really deserve that. I was drunk, you pissed me off, I unleashed with the verbal slap ( Read more... )

I have not succumbed ( Read more... )

DARKSPIDER ( Read more... )