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[falleng0d]

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III

[charitymedic]

[Oh no, she sees someone looking sad! Of course Estelle has to go see why and see if she can cheer him up.]

Your PFP? I'm sure you'll get it back eventually. [Yeah, she has no clue what that is, but she was told that if you wait long enough you would get your items back]

Re: III

[falleng0d]

"But I want it now!"

He sounds dejected and turns around.

「 Pink hair? This really is like a video game. 」

[charitymedic]

Oh, then I really don't know what else to tell you. [Fortunately, Estelle doesn't exactly know about the post office.]

[falleng0d]

"There's plenty you can tell me. Wait."

Keima raises a hand. Pink hair aside, she isn't an NPC or one of those... drones as the pamphlet suggests.

POST OFFICE

[kinpika]

[PEERING UP AT]

What's the problem, onii-san?

[falleng0d]

"This town has taken very important things from me. I want them back, but I need all of my limbs. It would be very hard to play games without both hands."

[kinpika]

You should grow more hands then.

[falleng0d]

"Unfortunately I am incapable of growing limbs back."

Action 3

[gonnamarrydaddy]

[And here's Yuna, cheerfully jogging on by. She backs up a little when she sees Keima looking at the Post Office forlornly.]

Hey... I don't know if you know, but that place is bad news.

Re: Action 3

[falleng0d]

"Bad news? Nonsense. From what I have heard, this place is a fair merchant. You trade in important items to gain important items.

...

I just don't know what I can trade in."

Feel free to fourthwall all over the place if you want

[gonnamarrydaddy]

But I heard they take body parts and memories and stuff!

Thanks!

[falleng0d]

"Taking limbs away would prevent me from walking or playing video games. I don't want that. I suppose I could give some memories, but what kind of memories do they accept?"

4

[omg_firetrucks]

A-ah, I know and my sensor is missing and all my stuff is gone to! [Elsie is currently spazing out a little almost on the verge of tears]

K-kami-sama, what are we going to do? The boss is going to eat me alive if we slack off b-but the collar isn't here anymore.

[falleng0d]

"Yay! Yay! No more devil's work! Time to play my games all day!"

Keima is prancing around the down-trodden Elsie.

"I don't have to find anymore loose souls! I'm done with the most horrific phase of my life!"

[omg_firetrucks]

B-but I don't know if the collar will return. Nothing like this has ever happened and it's not in the manual and [Elsie's breaking out in tears at this point]

[falleng0d]

Keima sighs. Elsie had the easiest ways of roping him back to reality.

"Elsie, your collar is gone too. And your hagomoro, loose soul detector and broom. You're free from the contract too."

3

[karakoibutler]

[ Hayate walks around, wanting to get some fresh air. He smiles at the fresh air, he was in a good mood today. It was then he heard a sniffle. He wondered if there was anyone in trouble? The butler walked over the teen and heard him mention PFP, it sounded familiar.

It then clicked. His mistress must have had a game system like that. So now he somewhat understood what the other was sulking about. His mistress would do the same with her favorite series. ]

Um... Hello there. You should cheer up! There are other games around... albeit board games... You'll reunite with your PFP someday. Just look on the bright side!

1/3

[falleng0d]

Keima's head shoots up and he glares at you with the biggest stink-frown ever.

"Board games? Board games!? You've got to be kidding!"

2/3

[falleng0d]

"Hmmph! As if board games could stir my interest! There are no girls to capture! There is no conquest!"

3/3

[falleng0d]

"The only bright side would be reuniting with my beloved PFP. Ohh, my poor, lonely PFP..."