Hey morning, why dont you PISS THE FUCK OFF

May 29, 2005 06:28

Its like 5 in the morning and I've been awake since 4. I'm at Paul Merinos house. We got to his house to drunkenly pass out at 1. Then that turned into a very onesided halo tournament untill 2. I passed out at maybe 2:30. And I was drunkenly wicked dehydrated, and instead of getting up and going and getting water like any normal person in their ( Read more... )

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You stupid dirty asshole fallensigil May 29 2005, 04:07:29 UTC
I'm still so friggen angry about how much of a huge lump of shit I feel like right now that I decided to relog back on to you and rant at you more, you stupid awful shitty computer. I mean, who the fuck are you to sit there smirking at me, humming effeciently, staring me down with your one gigantic unblinking eye while I sit here with my brain stewing in its own primordial post-booze with my stomach trying for one last pathetic unliquidy attempt (for I am sooo super dehydrated my snot is falling out of my nose like sand) to jettison any remaining liquid poison via my bladder. I put forth a mighty and holy oath, if you dont stop mocking me I will do something disgustingly drastic involving your hard drive. I will not be mocked!

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krisssa May 29 2005, 04:56:44 UTC
um... wow.

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fallensigil May 31 2005, 17:09:06 UTC
I came up with that little piece of dark poetry in extremely awful (outlined above) circumstances. It started with 8 thousand flaming flying steaming monkey dumps and just went from there...

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ex_smokesign745 June 6 2005, 11:57:10 UTC
i read that and made that sound, you know, that sound yall make when you're like, "ewwhhhhh" you're a weird kid, john. a weird, weird kid. :)

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ex_smokesign745 July 2 2005, 21:16:18 UTC
john john john john john john john john

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