nothing nothing nothing nothing is more fun/amusing then blaring 'billy jean' ridiculously painfully loud at confused frat boys with a perfectly straight demeanor while driving by. nothing is more embarressing then getting hit with the red light mid boogy. You cant roll your windows up, cause that would mean you are embarressed which is of course ( Read more... )

everybody likes fireplaces, nobody could give a fuck about chimneys

namesgonemad: your a slut...a cheap slut with no teeth...and nasty jizz breath...
Fallen Sigil: ahhh maybe, but as the old chinese saying goes....
Fallen Sigil: a cheap slut with no teeth is a rich slut with no worries
namesgonemad: huh.
namesgonemad: all those martial arts classes have made you wise...
Fallen Sigil: It's true

Check this out. I was in class and this guy that I've gotten semifriendly with leans over and says 'hey, lets go to the bathroom and snort some heroin.' I couldn't believe it. Needless to say I declined. I mean, what the fuck? Does Johnny V look like the kind of guy to do heroin?

No!

I feel like I haven't spoken to anyone I've known longer than 6 months (besides andrea) in a long long time. The problem is miscommunication and lack of motivation. Does anyone read this journal?

What infamous serial killer are you?
Jeffrey Dahmer
You abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured your young male victims one at a time. You would drug your victims, then proceed to drill a hole into their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. You called them "sex zombies".

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I dominate gcc. Gcc is a girlyman

I dont know any of those people... that would be a really long uncomfortable awkard voyage.

Can I just say, that pirates are stupid? Not only are they stupid and infantile, they arent even cool. They were big stupid inept criminals that lived a dogs life and were hunted down and executed on sight, for good reasons. I don't understand how people could even think pirates are cool, what are we, in the 6th grade here? I mean comon people, ( Read more... )

I'm sure shes just drunk off her own lipids and looking for some mental masturbation (I always thought that was a overused cliche, and i hate when i use it). It's crazy when you actually want somebody to die. I hardly know the girl, and I want her to die. Isn't that crazy? She said one awful thing, probally cause she was in a bad mood, or she got ( Read more... )