if willpower is the inability to be dominated, I will live forever

sooo... ive been working with rob's company for the last month or so. It's been ok, I get paid 10$/hr. But I get to do all the backbreaking labor. Like lifting and placing panels, moving the chute, poking the concrete and all other sorts of fun manual things. It sucks getting up at 6 am. My brakes are going, I'm excited. The back ones are about to ( Read more... )

"I tried to rest my fears, but they wouldn't fall asleep"

I saw that on a bumper sticker. It's not funny. It doesn't even make any sense!

does anyone (like thousands of people read this) have any anime suggestions?

[x] name: John Julian Valerio ( Read more... )

itd be wicked awesome if I didn't have to go to work at 6am every morning :( Work is gay

old man in pakistan dies at bazaar ( Read more... )

HA, this sounds fun. "When you're banging your broad, just before you orgasm, put on a hand puppet. Don't let her/him see it. Then, right when you come, start screaming your head of in a high falsetto voice, holding the puppet right next to there head. Pretend the puppet is orgasming. Then leave ( Read more... )

briliant, im using that next time

Holy ShiT! It's 430 am!!!!!!! WTF
Being a concrete monkey sucks floppy shit, but hey! It's payday today. Gonna get...... really.. uhh.. a lot of food :-/ damnit.