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[fallia]

I reported another bot this afternoon. Just a reminder: don't click on their links, y'all.

I have been informed by reliable sources that it is far past time for me to do another drabble meme.

SO. LET US OPEN THIS ESTABLISHMENT FOR BUSINESS, SHALL WE?

(Wow, has it really been almost two years since I did one of these? D:)Here's how it works

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[nitrojen]

LAVI/KANDA. NEWSVAN. HURRICANE PETER.

Yes this is an actual hurricane name for 2009.

[fallia]

Interestingly enough, I realized that When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin was already on my Lavi/Kanda playlist. BEFORE THE NEWS AU. MAYBE MY PSYCHIC POWERS DO NOT SUCK AFTER ALL. Enjoy, my bb. Also Lavi totally made a Titanic joke about the fogged up window after this. And then probably wrote "COCKS FUCK YEAH" or something with his finger on the glass. And then Kanda wiped it off. >:E Because Kanda is a spoilsport

[aliquoricegirl]

Ha ha ha! I love that last line!

[asa_chan]

Hmm Allen uses Mugen as substitute for Kanda's cock and Mugen likes it? Hahaha, don't mind me.

*goes back to lurking*

[fallia]

Allen pretty much balked at molesting Mugen in any overt way, but I think Kanda might argue that this counts

[trekiael]

Oh, I really, really love this one! The description of Mugen, Allen's reactions while touching it, and the very subtle way we understand that Mugen really enjoyed that XD It's so witty to describe all the actions and observations of each part of Mugen in a way that completely belongs to a sword, but if we read deeper, could be a twisted way of talking about another part of Kanda that's not quite as flashy as this one XD Especially the "blaze of silver light" XD
Great job as usual XD

[bloodi_corset]

Lavi/Kanda/Allen.

Yoga. :D

1/2

[fallia]

I did think (for an embarrassingly long amount of time, I will admit) about some other possibilities for this, but that would have required more research than the Discovery Health article on tantric sex I read which seemed to be a bit oversimplified (to say the least). And then this would have turned into an infodump dissertation on the introduction of Tantric philosophy into Western culture and how it was subsequently bastardized into the New Age sexual enlightenment crap and then Lavi and Kanda start squabbling in my head and Kanda gets really mad and that is not what we are doing here. So

2/2

[fallia]

Kanda snorts. "Come back down onto your knees into balasana, and shut up."

"Thank God," Lavi whispers, collapsing.

"No, you idiot, I can see the way you are favoring your left side-stop that." Kanda pads over to Allen and Lavi turns his head in time to see Kanda take Allen by the hips and shift him around, which is a lot more like what Lavi had in mind. Not that he is having unchaste thoughts about his comrades, oh no. "You're supposed to be lifting, not pushing; you're doing this completely wrong, of course"Allen, you okay there?" Lavi murmurs as Allen's face goes a shade of red that is alarming even considering the fact that his head is pressed into the mat underneath him

Re: 2/2

[bloodi_corset]

:DDD

This made my morning. What a great way to start before going to work.

Thank you!!!

[sutlers]

Lavi/Allen/Kanda SECRET GARDEN.

[yuismoon]

Allen, Kanda, and Lavi - as children. HAUNTED HOUSE. :D