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D:

I was late for work, so I took your hat.

You'll get it back.

...eventually.

Its like rubbing salt into old wounds.

It's surprisingly invigorating.

i signed on to facebook to find these annoucements...

Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." 12:43am

Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game. 2:22am

and my favorite!

Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. 12:43am

ok, so it doesn't really count as spring break since i'm not in school... but a girl can dream. (more pictures to come)

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Conversations with family members have become less verbose and more awkward. For examples:

Cousin: Is this Brandy's old collar?
Me: No...
Cousin: Then whose is it?
Me: Remember that conversation we had the other day about Furries?
Cousin: O.o .....
Me: ............

To Whom it may Concern:

After retiring to bed, I heard my purse beep loudly. I relieved the blunder relatively quickly after that.

Respectfully Yours,
Noelle

"you looked like death warmed over"

is that a compliment?

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