thiefed from my sister

Nov 09, 2008 03:33

- Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
- Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
- Post them here for everyone to guess.
- Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
- No Googling/using IMDb search functions!

Status: 13/15

1) From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation. (strandmose)

2) You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine! (strandmose)

3) Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix? (strandmose)

4) You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? (strandmose)

5) Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother. (strandmose)

6) Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.

7) I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight. (shippo)

8) This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER. (frostfire)

9) I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (shippo)

10) I've never used the word 'spinster' in my life. Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster.

11) No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television. (strandmose)

12) You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. (strandmose)

13) I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day. (frostfire)

14) Whenever I'm in a room with a guy, no matter who it is - a date, my dentist, anybody - I think: If we were the last two people on Earth, would I puke if he kissed me? (frostfire)

15) We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. (shippo)

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