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[falln_caryatid]

1PM Why the New York-Ohio Worker Exchange Program Fell Apart

Elderly customer: I'd also like a two-liter of Coke.
20-something cashier, smiling: Certainly.
Elderly customer: You know, I really like your demeanor and attitude.
20-something cashier: Up yours, old man.
Elderly customer: [Stunned silence.]
20-something cashier: Have a nice day!

6780 Goshen

Comments

[eeyorecol]

I love that site. If you get through the whole thing, there is also Overheard at the Beach and Overheard in New York (which is the biggest of the three, since it was the original site).

12PM Signs Your Cabin Pressure May Be a Bit Unbalanced

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Flight attendant: ... We don't expect a change in cabin pressure, but if it does occur, a designer oxygen mask will be released in front of you. Secure the mask on yourself first, then, if you are traveling with children, put a mask on the child with the most potential, then put a mask on the other one...
Mother passenger: [Gasps, horrified.]
Flight attendant: ... This is a non-smoking flight, but if you do decide to smoke, we will have you reseated on the wing of the plane where you can watch our feature presentation of Bye Bye Birdie or Gone with the Wind...

Southwest Airlines flight from Kansas City, Missouri, to Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Jessica

The scary here is that I know I would be the parent that nods to the instructions, going, well, of course; that just makes sense....

11AM The Bridges of Heisenberg County

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Boss: Well, we'll come to that bridge when we cross it.
Assistant: I would certainly hope so.
Boss: What?
Assistant: Nothing.

Kansas

{And this is what it feels like to work at my company.}