Can I ask you twenty-one questions?
I may or may not have stolen this from Eveling.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "After the dentist's office, my mom drove me to the cemetery..."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Air.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? American Idol.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 1:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 1:36
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The sound of birds singing and leaves rustling coming through the open window. And my stomach growling because it's Good Friday and I'm fasting.
7: When did you last step outside? About an hour ago to get a tape out of my mom's car.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? www.livejournal.com/users/flow_morphia
9: What are you wearing? Red Tamarindo Surf School t-shirt and Kappa training pants. In my defense, it's spring break.
10: Did you dream last night? Yes, or else that would mean I had no brain functions, or in other words, that I was dead.
11: When did you last laugh? When I called the Sony Customer Service hotline to ask about why their product was preventing my making a mixtape. The guy who answered asked me my name, and he was like "R like Rover, E like Edward, B like Bonny, E like Edward, C like Cake, C like Cake, and A like Apple?" It was hot. I like a guy who knows his letter-word associations.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Glow-in-the-dark stars and planets that don't glow in the dark anymore.
13: Seen anything weird lately? An old Asian couple digging through our dumpster. And they weren't my parents.
14: What do you think of this quiz? It plays golf on the moon.
15: What is the last film you saw? "first of all, i think the term 'film' is really pretentious. unless they're brilliant works of art, they're movies," says Eve. I agree. Therefore, the last film I've seen is Amelie, because I do believe it was brilliant and a work of art. The last movie I've seen was this Korean movie called (in a rough translation) "To Tutor A Colleague" which is very entertaining and which I loved.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Love.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I don't know how much you know about me, because I could be addressing anyone from the maker of this questionnaire to whoever may be reading my livejournal to even Ronald Reagan. However, here's little-known stuff about me: I'm actually the archbishop of Canterbury. I was dropped on my head in the supermarket when I was four. I used to play clarinet and collect rocks. I have a plastic Pocahontas figurine on my desk that I saved from the beautiful Pocahontas cake I had for my fifth birthday, during the peak of my Pocahontas obsession.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? The woman didn't see that "the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom," and she didn't take it.
19: Do you like to dance? Yes. Even to classical music.
20: George Bush = Vague Badness.
21: Would you ever consider living abroad? It's been considered and dreamt about and planned. I want to go to graduate school in Europe.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "After the dentist's office, my mom drove me to the cemetery..."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Air.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? American Idol.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 1:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 1:36
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The sound of birds singing and leaves rustling coming through the open window. And my stomach growling because it's Good Friday and I'm fasting.
7: When did you last step outside? About an hour ago to get a tape out of my mom's car.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? www.livejournal.com/users/flow_morphia
9: What are you wearing? Red Tamarindo Surf School t-shirt and Kappa training pants. In my defense, it's spring break.
10: Did you dream last night? Yes, or else that would mean I had no brain functions, or in other words, that I was dead.
11: When did you last laugh? When I called the Sony Customer Service hotline to ask about why their product was preventing my making a mixtape. The guy who answered asked me my name, and he was like "R like Rover, E like Edward, B like Bonny, E like Edward, C like Cake, C like Cake, and A like Apple?" It was hot. I like a guy who knows his letter-word associations.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Glow-in-the-dark stars and planets that don't glow in the dark anymore.
13: Seen anything weird lately? An old Asian couple digging through our dumpster. And they weren't my parents.
14: What do you think of this quiz? It plays golf on the moon.
15: What is the last film you saw? "first of all, i think the term 'film' is really pretentious. unless they're brilliant works of art, they're movies," says Eve. I agree. Therefore, the last film I've seen is Amelie, because I do believe it was brilliant and a work of art. The last movie I've seen was this Korean movie called (in a rough translation) "To Tutor A Colleague" which is very entertaining and which I loved.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Love.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I don't know how much you know about me, because I could be addressing anyone from the maker of this questionnaire to whoever may be reading my livejournal to even Ronald Reagan. However, here's little-known stuff about me: I'm actually the archbishop of Canterbury. I was dropped on my head in the supermarket when I was four. I used to play clarinet and collect rocks. I have a plastic Pocahontas figurine on my desk that I saved from the beautiful Pocahontas cake I had for my fifth birthday, during the peak of my Pocahontas obsession.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? The woman didn't see that "the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom," and she didn't take it.
19: Do you like to dance? Yes. Even to classical music.
20: George Bush = Vague Badness.
21: Would you ever consider living abroad? It's been considered and dreamt about and planned. I want to go to graduate school in Europe.