My Life
This a new fun Live Journal thing made by my friend nick(live journal name: Gibsonlpplayer). The purpose is to make up a history or background story to ur life. I encourage everyone to do there own. Ok. Here we go.
Alex Mikos, born in 1874 to a Russian woman's ghost and an elephant from Kenya, has a long history of ups, downs, and kick ass times. When he was the age of 3, he beat the country of France in a game of Wiffle Ball. This started a long streak of France losses in all kinda of sports, wars, and life. At 12, he started in the movie Over The Top as an Arm Wrestler who just couldn't quit. The movie made lots of cash. Alex used that cash to buy a pet Alligator named Mr. Pinchy. Mr. Pinchy, however, is a tale for another day(that crazy gator). At 21, Alex moved to Utah and married 7 women. Lindsay Lohen, Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, Hulk Hogan, Jessica Rabbit, Jessie from Team Rocket, and Mr. Ed. Alex lived with them for three years. He then moved to India and kicked Ghandi's ass. What a pussy Ghandi is. Alex then became the starting 1st baseman for the Cubs. He had record numbers going until he he got cancer from fucking the tailpipe on a Mini Cooper. Alex kicked cancer right in the testicles and came back to the Cubs just in time to get the winning hit in the world series. He was directly flown from Wrigley Field to New York where he found the cure of every disease known to man. After that, Alex became the star Keyboard player for a band called Brontisaurous Taliwacker. This is the job that he currently holds, making 5 million dollars a second and sleeping on a bed made of naked women, caviar, and gorilla skulls. Thanks and good night.
Alex Mikos, born in 1874 to a Russian woman's ghost and an elephant from Kenya, has a long history of ups, downs, and kick ass times. When he was the age of 3, he beat the country of France in a game of Wiffle Ball. This started a long streak of France losses in all kinda of sports, wars, and life. At 12, he started in the movie Over The Top as an Arm Wrestler who just couldn't quit. The movie made lots of cash. Alex used that cash to buy a pet Alligator named Mr. Pinchy. Mr. Pinchy, however, is a tale for another day(that crazy gator). At 21, Alex moved to Utah and married 7 women. Lindsay Lohen, Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, Hulk Hogan, Jessica Rabbit, Jessie from Team Rocket, and Mr. Ed. Alex lived with them for three years. He then moved to India and kicked Ghandi's ass. What a pussy Ghandi is. Alex then became the starting 1st baseman for the Cubs. He had record numbers going until he he got cancer from fucking the tailpipe on a Mini Cooper. Alex kicked cancer right in the testicles and came back to the Cubs just in time to get the winning hit in the world series. He was directly flown from Wrigley Field to New York where he found the cure of every disease known to man. After that, Alex became the star Keyboard player for a band called Brontisaurous Taliwacker. This is the job that he currently holds, making 5 million dollars a second and sleeping on a bed made of naked women, caviar, and gorilla skulls. Thanks and good night.