First...today Chad tells me I should have lots of sex with Phildo, I wasn't giving him any ass.

Now another exboyfriend tells me I apparently put out enough...read on:

fsusigep22: thats why it wouldn't be a first date or even second
HHatCMU: dating's overrated
fsusigep22: just go straight to the sex?
HHatCMU: right
HHatCMU: !!!! how'd you know my ( Read more... )

I'm slightly confused...I understand you have to move on.  Not everything can last forever...but right now I feel like everything I ever had doubts about is true.  Don't worry, I'll get over it.  I'll also get over the 'suggestions' about why my boyfriend cheated on me right after our one year anniversary.  If you think I'm stupid for wanting to go ( Read more... )

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED CATCH PHRASE?  WHAT ABOUT CMU/GVSU/SVSU BRITTON REUNION CATCH PHRASE?  NO?  READ ON....

Alaska:  It's the opposite of cat poo...

Tara: Dog poo!!!  ding ding

Alaska:  Tara has one, it's yellow

T:  Her tooth!

Tara:  This is what you stick in your butt to take your temperature...

Masten:  Finger!

Tara:  What T's cooter smells like ( Read more... )

I love taking showers when the only time you actually turn the water on is when you rinse the shampoo and conditioner out of your hair, and the bodywash off.

"Why would anyone do such a silly thing?" you might ask

Because there is no FUCKING hot water left.

EVER.

I fucking hate that, and I only have a month and a half left of shitty cold showers.

+ I'm getting drunk
- By myself.
+ The O.C. is going to be on in fourteen minutes
+ I'm drinking super margaritas
- I think drinking by myself might make me an alcoholic
+ It's SPD so that justifies it
+ I'm in my super sweatpants (or is that a -?)
- My mom's lecturing me on the phone like I'm a blind idiot.

So that's why I'm happily drinking away my ( Read more... )

Yesterday I found this sandwich from two months ago in the back of my car.  Well...what was left of it...the container was all broken open and stuff but luckily it was in a plastic bag.  So after I went tanning I decided to make a special trip to the dumpster to throw it away, since that is preeetttty sick.  I was going to go work out, but I ( Read more... )

Let's go over SB2K5

Sunday:  Got to Florida after sleeping six hours in a twenty five dollar 'hotel' with holes in the sheets and no remote for the TV.  Also ate at Giordano's, the BEST pizza place ever.

Monday:  Daytona Beach for Bike Week, tried to slam Vinnie from the OC but apparently he's married.

Tuesday:  Laid by the kiddie pool

Wednesday:  ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was downtown at the CHS building and got a turkey sandwich on a bagel.  By the time class was over I felt really sick.  I drove home and got into bed and if I laid there and didn't move I felt better. Toni got here and was hungry so we met Phil and went to Fridays for dinner and as soon as we got into the place I had to sprint to the ( Read more... )

Our accounting prof was lecturing us today on our exam scores, saying that she had to put on a ten point curve to keep the average at a seventy five.  And she knew it was going to happen, so I start thinking the worst.  I knew that I hadn't done very well on the work problems and left some spots blank and had to really guess on other parts.  I'm ( Read more... )

Today Melissa and I went shopping in Meijer and apparently I say Hi to random strangers a lot.  It's sick because I know I do it but I can't stop!  Debated with The Hot Mexican (SOOOO not PC) on cheese and ketchup and broccoli.  It's true love, what can I say?  Melissa tried to go out the Do Not Enter door and just stood there for a while before ( Read more... )