The slightly pre-emptive Mister False Name annual awards ceremony
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first (and quite probably last) Mister False Name awards ceremony - the moment we assess Mister False Name's year and pick out the highlights, lowlights and generally concede that 2006 was, all things considered, a bit shit
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Can I suggest:
Most quotable TV series
Favourite Annanova news item
Least suitable event, happening to Mr False Name, to recount at a dinner party.
Most unpleasant thing eaten
Most pittiable news item covering Derby County
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Most quoteable TV series is actually alarmingly close to my best TV comedy section in the next section because I watch so little.
I'm a little out of touch with Annanova, and the thought of going back a year through their archives gives me a headache.
Very little I have done this year has been actively NSFW as it were, so I'm free to speak at dinner parties should an invite be forthcoming (anyone? please?)
Most unpleasent thing eaten... Hmmm. I think if it encompassed drinks it could be a more interesting one, although even then I haven't consumed any of our trademark vile cocktails lately. Maybe New Years, eh?
Actually Derby's current form (8 wins in 9, baby) means its a bit harsh me naming a catagory after their poorness. Although given we're only 7 points off our last season total (the first half of the year, natch) then it still counts. Actually, their good fortune seems to be in direct contrast to mine, the bastards. And it's not from this year, but this is pretty pittiable:
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Though I feel the bottle of... um... whatever it was we won in that quiz should have been up for best alcoholic beverage. If it even *was* alcholic.
I'm surprised that Duncan going into the kitchen with the dinner lady for 'a bit of a telling off' didn't make the Fuzzy Warm Glow list also.
Hope you're well Alan - are you coming down south any time soon?
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I can't even remember the drink they provided, which suggests it wasn't hugely memorable.
I'd forgotten about that actually, but I found it more galling than fuzzy...
I go where the job interviews take me, which is currently nowhere. If I'm in the Reading area you'll be the first to know.
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