fic: GAG REEL (rpf) (1/3)

[falseeeyelashes]

G A G
R E E L

rpf. live from new york -- it’s saturday night! a subjective history ten years in the making: onstage, backstage, behind-the-scenes, and at times, utterly and completely unseen; try and discern the pattern. kristen wiig/bill hader. 31,192 words.

notes: i . . . don't even. this honestly started as a single scene and somehow

Comments

[falseeeyelashes]

hahahaha omgggg I have no idea how this got so long! Apparently I've lost any ability to ever be brief!

JEALOUS OF YOUR LACK OF SOBRIETY!

[falseeeyelashes]

I WAS NEVER THIS BAD! I USED TO BE ABLE TO FIT FIC IN ONE POST!

Hahahahahaha, g u r l .

[aragons]

!!!! INSIDE I AM SCREAMING MICHELLE

this is like, everything i ever wanted and i am not saying that because i'm on a ton of cold medication but because this is the best.

[falseeeyelashes]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED THEN, IZI!!!!!

And ahhhhhhhhhahahaha, still laughing at how long this got. Still laughing that I still want more fic about these two? DON'T THINK I AM ABOVE HARASSING YOU FOR FIC AT SOME ABSTRACT FUTURE DATE L O L .

[aragons]

Well, I have like a three week invalid laid up on the couch period starting from next Monday so, harrass away. Not that any of it will be any good because HOLY SHIT MICHELLE THAT WAS AMAZING.

[falseeeyelashes]

Oh my goddddd, three weeks?!?! YIKES.

And ahahaha SHUT YOUR MOUTH, you are far too kind!!!!!

There should be, like, an SNL RPF-athon tho so all my rpf-ing needs can be met. For science. And reasons.

[consiglieres]

OMG MICHELLE WHAT. YUSS I ship these two the most ridic amount since my last time shipping people in snl with tina & jimmy lol.
whateveryesiamreadingthisnow

[falseeeyelashes]

OMGGGGG RIGHT?!?! I don't think I realized the depth of my shipping ~feelings re: these two until recently, BUT WOW, GROSSLY ON BOARD.

Be in all the movies together! Go rob banks or fight crime or get lost backpacking through Europe or some other plot I have not even begun to consider!!!

[consiglieres]

I would like these ideas to come into fruition sooner than later. Let's go, Wiig, write these scripts. IDC who directs. It could be MARTIN SCORSESE or whatever IDC, just want these two involved in more onscreen shenanigans and then making out whilst and after pls.

[falseeeyelashes]

FOR REAL! Get writing, Wiig! Cajole him into joining whatever projects you're working on! And dying @ the idea of them in a Scorsese film. IT WOULD PROBABLY BECOME MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER, LET'S BE REAL.