amazing! thanks. it's the first fic in a while that i read that really got under my skin and made me uncomfortable for the characters a bit. in the best possible way, of course. likely i was over-identifying, but it was great writing.
Title: Terms of Endearment Pairing: Kristen/Bil Rating: PG-13 Warning: Erm, excessive use of the word fuck, which is actually quite a lovely word. You should try it sometime.
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The wigs are always, always, always itchy. It's a thing.
Kristen's still in the doorway of her dressing room when she's forced to start a wrestling match with this blonde bitch of a hairpiece (Greta van Susteren again--she always ends up with a headache and a crick in her neck) when Bill catches sight and rushes over, eyes flitting around the hall.
"Wiig's wigs," Bill shakes his head, "are always such a bother, aren't they?"
She'll ignore the pun. For now. "Where's your Carville bald-cap?" Kristen hisses (because Lorne's got some bullshit rule about how you nevernevernever yell backstage, and backstage is always backstage, even if it is just in the form of a linoleum hallway on the 8th floor of a balls-old building called 30 Rock. It's one of those rules she thought was dumb to begin with, but got used to after a while, like No hitting boys
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what was the three-part fix with kristin wiig and bill hader that someone recently wrote?? I loved it and can't find it :(
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That was me who wrote it actually! The first part is here. Glad to hear you liked it!
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it's the first fic in a while that i read that really got under my skin and made me uncomfortable for the characters a bit. in the best possible way, of course. likely i was over-identifying, but it was great writing.
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Pairing: Kristen/Bil
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Erm, excessive use of the word fuck, which is actually quite a lovely word. You should try it sometime.
* // *
The wigs are always, always, always itchy. It's a thing.
Kristen's still in the doorway of her dressing room when she's forced to start a wrestling match with this blonde bitch of a hairpiece (Greta van Susteren again--she always ends up with a headache and a crick in her neck) when Bill catches sight and rushes over, eyes flitting around the hall.
"Wiig's wigs," Bill shakes his head, "are always such a bother, aren't they?"
She'll ignore the pun. For now. "Where's your Carville bald-cap?" Kristen hisses (because Lorne's got some bullshit rule about how you nevernevernever yell backstage, and backstage is always backstage, even if it is just in the form of a linoleum hallway on the 8th floor of a balls-old building called 30 Rock. It's one of those rules she thought was dumb to begin with, but got used to after a while, like No hitting boys ( ... )
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"Jesus, Kristen," he says, "This is like the fourth time this month I'm going onstage with a boner."
DYING at this absolute perfection right here!!! Everything about this is just spot-on and hot, and thank you once again for writing this!
And hahaha I am glad to have incepted other people with this pairing!!! I am no longer completely alone!
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You're definitely not alone now. Ever since your fic I've gone on YouTube and watched, like, ALL the Kristen/Bill interviews in existence. Halp.
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