ROCK BAND AU! Or Almost Famous AU, whatever, haha. Maya's the lead singer, Jimmy's her guitarist, Bill plays bass, Kristen has drums, Tina's their agent and they have just embarked on their first North American tour!
Kristen Wiig/Bill Hader, let's face it properly Seth Meyers/Amy Poehler, Tina, Jimmy, Jsuds, kitchen sink, Second City AU, everyone is still a struggling comedian touring with the Second City comedy troupe or whatever and these losers are in the same group/stuff happens/porn/boom.
OH MY GOD STOPPPPP, THE TWO OF YOU ARE THE WORST (BY WHICH I MEAN BEST). God, House Rockefeller or something and they have some patch of land way out on the coast and steadfastly do whatever they can to not get involved in the war.
THEY ARE THE REGION RESPONSIBLE FOR WINE PRODUCTION!!!!! House Rockefeller omg, D Y I N G . All they do is hang out and get drunk and duel with each other and laugh at the state of the rest of the Seven Kingdoms and basically the rest of Westeros has totally forgotten about them because they are completely worthless!
OH MY GOD GREATEST. so literally, all they have to fight over are vineyards, it's really not like they're going to be influential in battle so they sort of never leave. Sometimes they get ravens with treaty terms and shit but either a) the terms require them to do things, which is something they never like to do or b) they're all drunk when they arrive so they often get like, tossed in a fire and shit. I think Amy might've married in from Lannister stock or something but she hates literally everyone she's ever met so the wine country is a good place for her to mellow out.
OH GOD I AM DYING AT THE IDEA OF DRUNK DUELS. You know Andy lost an eye once because Amy got a little out of hand.
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GRRM couldn't have written it better, lbr.
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OH GOD I AM DYING AT THE IDEA OF DRUNK DUELS. You know Andy lost an eye once because Amy got a little out of hand.
(Note: Will Forte is their Jon Snow.)
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