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Game of Thrones (spoilers from the book???? read no further if you've somehow stayed unspoiled????), Jaime Lannister, hunter extraordinaire, is brought in for security purposes. He has a run-in at the velociraptor fences and loses his hand. His lawyer twin sister Cersei is not amused.

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This Is The End, ENSEMBLE! Forget the apocalypse -- they're having the world's worst vacation on the island formerly known as Jurassic Park.

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Jonah and Craig won't stop screaming, McBride thinks he can hunt these things and keeps talking a lot of dino smack while Jay keeps talking about chaos theory and frog DNA and science and shit no one cares about in the middle of a disaster.

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SNL RPF -> Bill Hader as Alan and Kristen Wiig as Ellie

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The X-Files, Mulder/Scully. They're sent to investigate rumors of jurassic activity and missing persons on an island off the coast of Costa Rica.

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omg i didn't even see this before i wrote my prompt

X-FILES x JURASSIC PARK ANYTHING

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HAHAHAHA GREAT MINDS, THINKING ALIKE!

But dude, Mulder and Scully were totally meant to be when it comes to the Jurassic Park world hahahaha.

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I AGREE.

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LORD @ THIS FICATHON.

I just really want an epic

X-Files x Jurassic Park crossover! Mulder + Scully go to investigate the park or some shit after mysterious mainland murders and/or are part of group sent there before the park's opening idk man anything. I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT LIFE FINDS A WAY.

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Just fill Michelle's prompt above & I will be a very happy camper.