Vampires are like cockroaches: a constantly multiplying nuisance that hates light

[falsetrivia]

Most Historians will tell you that the longest time the United States has gone without a war is from 1918 to 1941, between the two World Wars. This is due to the largely successful attempts by the US government to destroy all records of the Vampire Wars, which raged over the Northeastern US from 1919 to 1932, and was one of the prime causes of the

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[benightedfool]

Wait, half of this is true?