Calling in the Flock

[falwellfriends]

I know it's been a long time since you've been called home. It's time children to rejoin the worship of our Lord and Saviour

Comments

Say it with me now

[prettyveela]

KISS MY ASS!!

Re: Say it with me now

[falwellfriends]

The Lord and Dr. Falwell say you are need of saving. Repent!

Re: Say it with me now

[prettyveela]

:/

Remove me from your flist :/

Re: Say it with me now

[falwellfriends]

Jerry says you are in dire need of seeing the word of the Gospel. So, I can not honor your request.

[adinasauce]

OMG LIKE WTF I AM SO FRENDZ WITH MOST OF THE PPL ON UR LIST HOW DID YOU SKIP MEE

I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF CHRIST

OTP

[prettyveela]

Icon love!

I know I'm just stepping in the wank, but this is one of those nights. *sigh*

Re: OTP

[adinasauce]

I thank thee.

In fact, I thank thee with even more slash.

[falwellfriends]

And so you shall see the glorious light. May it shine deeply into your life as soon as you stop with the sins.

[falwellfriends]

Sinner.

[falwellfriends]

You mock! May our Lord and Saviour strike you down. As Jerry says, if you're not a Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

Repent now, you evil secular heathen or you shall suffer the wrath of God and Jerry.

Yours in Faith,
FalwellFriends

[shoiryu]

Man, you have to friend me. I write about angels having sex. GAY SEX. GAY ANGELS! GAY INCESTUOUS ANGELS

[apiphile]

Damn, now *I* want to friend you. :)

[shoiryu]

Michael/Uriel otp, baby. And Ramiel/Achaiah, but Acaiah's just a lesser seraphim so it's not nearly as impressive. ;)

(I love new LJ friends!)

[apiphile]

Sadly all I have to offer you in return is randomly-capitalised rants about everything from the sugar content of crisps to politics.

[21yo_curmudgeon]

Bahahaha, cute.

[falwellfriends]

Jesus and Jerry told me that you would laugh at my attempts to save you.

[21yo_curmudgeon]

Wow, Jerry's a lot less senile than he seems.

And Jesus a lot less dead, apparently.