am i like the only one who will post here ever щ(ಥДಥщ)

[bubbleteatime]

[ There's a new stall on the side of the street where vendors often try to attract prospective buyers and sell their wares. It looks like Taiwan is selling a new kind of mochi, among other candies and sweets. The other products are fine, but depending on a random number generator, taking a bite out of the mochi will cause one of the following: blue

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Apparently yes ;A;

[neutralityloli]

Ah, hello, Miss Taiwan-

[ notices the mochi and just stares for a while.  Lifts her head back up with a curious look. ]

What are these?

are you guys shy or do i just suck ;o;

[bubbleteatime]

Mochi, mochi! It's a sweet, soft rice cake. I changed Japan's recipe a bit. You wanna try? Because Liechtenstein is cute, I'll give you two for the price of one!

DON'T SAY THAT we're just shy to post in your community. at least I am

[neutralityloli]

That does sound good. [ goes all blushy] You really don't have to, miss, I'll just take one...

you're so cute. //u//

[bubbleteatime]

You sure? It's a good deal. [will secretly raise the price tag later ohoho]

yes.

[sanrioharbour]

[spots Taiwan and tries to put on his most polite voice]

Oh. Excuse me, miss. What are you selling?

sob.

[bubbleteatime]

[mockingly]

These are what we call mochi, good sir. Perhaps you would be interested in purchasing one?

I-I'LL START SOMETHING LATER MAYBE IDK

[sanrioharbour]

They do look quite marvelous. But I am very picky with my products, I must add. Would it be possible to try a sample?

no one's forcing you, man

[bubbleteatime]

[opens a packet of mochi, takes one tiiiiiny piece from it and holds it out for you]

[mansae]

I have something like this back home!

[ ONOMNOM. ]

[bubbleteatime]

[ WAR CRY ]

[ THWAPS YOU ON THE HEAD ]

WHAT DID THE MOCHI DO TO HIM!? 8DDD

[mansae]

H-Hey! What was that for?

[bubbleteatime]

[ random number gen says extreme attachment to the opposite sex ]

Where's your money?