PARTY IN THE PRC

[sanrioharbour]

[LOUD BOOMING MUSIC AND FLASHING LIGHTS EVERYWHERE. You can barely hear yourself speak]

[Hong Kong shouts as loudly as he can]

HEY. THERE'S A PARTY AT CHINA'S HOUSE AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED.

[hands out flyers]

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hi

[ni_nihao]

[ takes a flyer, stomps over to you AND WAVES THE FLYER THREATENINGLY ]

HONG KOOOOOONG!

[ waves it in front of your face, hitting you hose from time to time ]

HONG KONG WHAT THIS IS HAAA!? [ angrily points behind him ] AND WHY THERE IS NAKED GIRL OUTSIDE DOING MACARENA?

LATE hi

[sanrioharbour]

[holds up his hands in a non-threatening gesture and backs away slowly]

Relax, old man. We're just having a little party-and that's Xiao Mei. Be nice.

[jinghai]

[bringing in supplies, completely ignores China's reappearance because, hey! It's full swing party anyway.]

OI, DID YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

[sanrioharbour]

Did you bring those mahjong tables and roulettes, like I told you?

[jinghai]

Yeah, yeah, but y'know, I ONLY HAVE SO MANY HANDS! I can't bring everything on at once, geez!

[sanrioharbour]

That's because you're a girl. Useless. Here. [takes some of the supplies from her arms and brings them in]

[pad_thai_guy]

Did you asked Big Brother for permission before this, nongchai...

[sanrioharbour]

[dances over]

I don't need his permission if he never finds out.