Christ. I'm sick. I've been fevered and throwing up and generally icky, and someone finally dragged me to the doctor . . . he says it's the flu. Also, that it's possibly stress related, and that I should try not to overdo it ( Read more... )

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I'm sorry I'm not around much of late, kittens. I just had a movie come out and make an obscene amount of money, and now I'm just busybusybusy running around and promoting it on talk shows and parties and things . . . I'm just very tired. But I love you, and I promise it'll get better soon.

Love, Famke

Today was definitely a Parker kind of day ( Read more... )

Did you darling children see me, Adam, Hugh, Rebecca, and all those adorable kids on TRL today? I had a lot of fun with everyone again, and I had an excuse to buy a fun scarf ( Read more... )

Me and some of my girlfriends at E! Online . . .


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Gwyn, darling, I adore you.

Ethan left me about twenty minutes ago to get a drink; either he's brushing me off, or he's drunk and fallen down somewhere. I'm debating about whether or not I should call the fire department. *ponders*

I violated Eddie Izzard. But Rachel says I'm the cutest date-rapist in the whole world, which . . . is disturbing ( Read more... )

Gina's post, then Dan's post, made me dizzy, and I fell out of my chair.

I am both smart and graceful.

I'm also suddenly in a frenzied sexual fervor. Gina Gershon should be outlawed for the good of the general public and dumb foreign girls.

*love*

X-Men stuff's starting to come into full swing again . . . The Daily Show with the delectable Jon Stewart next Thursday . . . I'm going to be on The Tonight Show with that sweet Jay Leno on Tuesday the sixth . . . Craig Kilborn's show on Friday the ninth ( Read more... )

I bought a gallon of milk at a BP wearing a tube top, a mini skirt, and four-inch heels.

Wow. Desperate?

Possibly.

But it totally worked. Me and Sandi, the sweet, bored young thing with Avril Lavigne hair and a bubble-blowing fetish, had a great time behind the register.

God bless America.

I love all of you.

*kisses*