I COULD WRITE IT OFF IF MY BOSS WOULD JUST PUT ME ON THE BOOKS

[famous_houses]

Just saw "The Black Dahlia." I would love to talk to anyone who was neither a tour guide nor whispering through the entire thing with their best friend from high school to see how they dealt with the boredom. I've never seen anything at once so complicated and so bland. And for God's sake, enough already with Scarlett Johannsen.

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[bitchiekittie]

they didn't even manage to make the previews mildly enticing - it looked horrible.

and I like scarlett johannsen. her looks, anyway, because I don't think I've seen her in anything other than lost in translation.

[theapplepicker]

I think she's pretty, too. But I get this vibe from her that she totally knows she's such hot shit, and while I think that's cool for a lot of people, it really bugs me about her. I am just totally convinced that she's hung up on herself.

[famous_houses]

I have it on good authority that she does think she's hot shit and I can't decide if she looks like a redheaded pug or one of those grey Whitley Streiber aliens in a wig. A voluptuous alien, sure, but she still has mercury blood, mucous membranes for teeth, and a raygun hidden under her thorax plates.

On the hot shit front, I don't know any women who could nail Benicio del Toro in an elevator and not think they're pretty special.