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[famousmark]

Man oh man alive! I was looking through the cereal aisle at the grocery store for some granola bars that might have an outside chance of tasting good, and here is what I found: Nature Valley Granola Bars. Flavor: "Apple Crisp

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[anonymous]

Holy shit, Mark. This is fucking hysterical! I don't think I've read such a riveting review of mass-produced, grab-n-go, tide-you-over-till-you-can-get-another-piece-of-shit-no-good-meal-replacing "food bar."
You are a genius! By the way, I crapped in your lawn the other day. I don't know if you even have a lawn, but I found one, thought of you, and totally shat on it. Okay, maybe I didn't. Maybe I just ate an Apple Crisp granola bar and hallucinated!
Cheers,
David