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I need a new beer pong partner.
She'll be gone just as quick as she came.
And so it goes.
Welcome to the next eighteen years of your life.
(Another one bites the dust.) -
Every time I go into the bathroom I accidentally turn on the fan instead of the light.
I just realized that if someone hadn't talked to me in a while, and they have only been keeping up with me online, they would have no idea that I've been attending cosmetology school since November ( Read more... ) -
It's past the point of being pathetic.
I've never had to get him drunk to attract him...
but it's always a good time when I do.
I'm a blonde now.
I guess the bitchy attitude comes with the package. -
Closer and closer.
"I'm going to show you something. Now, this may or may not make you want to suck my dick ( Read more... ) -
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judy ( Read more... ) -
Words from the boy who's seconds from passing out.
"That's like... the story of my life. When I go to work, you're still asleep in my bed. You keep sleeping while I'm working. That's my entire life story."
He makes me smile.
I'm going to sleep now.
In his bed. -
Ten miles > two hundred miles.
I can listen to my dad shout about my brother stabbing him in the heart and no one calling 911, and all I can think is that I probably wouldn't. You hold me and ask me how I turned out so normal, and normal becomes a compliment. And where my family is concerned, things can always get better. And things can always get worse. But is the answer in ( Read more... ) -
This is becoming ridiculous.
"With so much drama in the L-B-C,
It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G."
That really says it all right there. -
Optimist (ŏp΄tə-mĭst) n. 1. one who usually expects a favorable outcome.
It's really nice having a good friend (who knows both people, and everyone else, involved in the situation/relationship very well) reassure you that he thinks everything is going to be fine for you, and that you have no reason to worry. Even if you've already been thinking that everything is going to be alright... when someone echoes that sentiment ( Read more... ) -
I still haven't found ducks and fed them popcorn.
So I've been in Bloomington for quite some time. I like this town much better in the summer. The insane traffic has slowed a bit and at night the campus is dead. It's almost like a ghost town. I've been looking forward to late-night walks, but it's been raining a lot. For now, grilling out (and Pizza Express), drinking, and listening to the band ( Read more... )