Glee - Who would you kiss/fuck/kill?
I was in the shower - showering - when I decided to amuse myself by playing "Who would you kiss, fuck, kill?" in my head regarding the Glee boys and girls. This is soooooo random and I am probably lame for doing this but I cant help it.
Boys (I am a lesbian, but lets pretend I'm bi to make this work):
Kiss: Kurt. I'm sure he moisturizes so that's a lovely plus. He would have to be drunk - the line between gay/straight can be very fickle that way. But I think he would make a good kisser. Puck is too irritating/offensive for me to enjoy laying my mouth on him in any way. Finn would just be awkward and cum all over himself.
Fuck: Will. Even though he's really benign, he's also the most experienced (not Finn, not at all) and least annoying male on the show. At least he'd show some deference to my needs (not Puck), least likely to have STDs (Puck anyone?), and is mature (not any of them)
Kill: Puck. He's hypermacho, a loser, an asshole, a bully and no I dont care, in reality the bad boy isnt a prince on the inside, he's just going to end up being a shithead.
Girls (Still a lesbian. This works much better for me lol):
Kiss: Mercedes. She has the best voice out of all of them in my opinion. Consistantly the only voice to bring me chills every time she sings. I kinda definitely get a little horny hearing her powerhouse voice. That girls deserves more action than she gets. Quinn would throw a Bible at me, Rachel would get stalkerish. Tina - I just dont care about her character at the moment. Santana is a bitch. I want to slap her as much as I want her lol and Brittany might get confused and physically hurt both of us somehow....
Fuck: Sue Sylvester. This is my logic. Sue likes being the best. Likes to surpass normal levels of success. Therefore sex with Sue should be epic beyond the creation of the universe. So I should end up hospitalized after multiple orgasms within orgasms. The only con? I will probably fail at life and not have the stamina for whatever vigorous routine she will have planned for me to reciprocate once I've regained consciousness and have recouperated. *sigh*
Kill: Out of all of them? Brit I guess... in fandom, the girl is a lot of fun. On the show, she's gotten almost disgustingly stupid. I mean legitimately mentally retarded people don't say the stuff she does. She is the least useful character on the show. I just... can't find her appealing as they write her. I dont want to touch her for fear of getting arrested. Face it people: Retarded!Brittany IS canon lol
Boys (I am a lesbian, but lets pretend I'm bi to make this work):
Kiss: Kurt. I'm sure he moisturizes so that's a lovely plus. He would have to be drunk - the line between gay/straight can be very fickle that way. But I think he would make a good kisser. Puck is too irritating/offensive for me to enjoy laying my mouth on him in any way. Finn would just be awkward and cum all over himself.
Fuck: Will. Even though he's really benign, he's also the most experienced (not Finn, not at all) and least annoying male on the show. At least he'd show some deference to my needs (not Puck), least likely to have STDs (Puck anyone?), and is mature (not any of them)
Kill: Puck. He's hypermacho, a loser, an asshole, a bully and no I dont care, in reality the bad boy isnt a prince on the inside, he's just going to end up being a shithead.
Girls (Still a lesbian. This works much better for me lol):
Kiss: Mercedes. She has the best voice out of all of them in my opinion. Consistantly the only voice to bring me chills every time she sings. I kinda definitely get a little horny hearing her powerhouse voice. That girls deserves more action than she gets. Quinn would throw a Bible at me, Rachel would get stalkerish. Tina - I just dont care about her character at the moment. Santana is a bitch. I want to slap her as much as I want her lol and Brittany might get confused and physically hurt both of us somehow....
Fuck: Sue Sylvester. This is my logic. Sue likes being the best. Likes to surpass normal levels of success. Therefore sex with Sue should be epic beyond the creation of the universe. So I should end up hospitalized after multiple orgasms within orgasms. The only con? I will probably fail at life and not have the stamina for whatever vigorous routine she will have planned for me to reciprocate once I've regained consciousness and have recouperated. *sigh*
Kill: Out of all of them? Brit I guess... in fandom, the girl is a lot of fun. On the show, she's gotten almost disgustingly stupid. I mean legitimately mentally retarded people don't say the stuff she does. She is the least useful character on the show. I just... can't find her appealing as they write her. I dont want to touch her for fear of getting arrested. Face it people: Retarded!Brittany IS canon lol